Most phallic salad known to man

One of the few catalogs I do anything other than immediately recycle is the Penzey's Spice catalog. In addition to spices, the catalog includes numerous recipes. On page 53 of their holiday catalog is a picture and recipe for "Candle Salad," which looks like an erect penis on a plate. It is even topped with a cherry and has whipped cream dribbling down the side for an extra level of ridiculousness. Looking for the perfect appetizer for a gay weddding? Look no further! Do you want to ask your partner for a blowjob using fruit instead of words? Problem solved!